Now ladies please remember to sing along!  Try not to laugh too much :-)

I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches
Lord I almost  died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man
that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've
bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad
pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.

Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn
up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries, My s*x
life is gonna thrive, I will always have good s*x with a handful of
latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little
weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's and to
hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless
multispeed,

Go on now go, Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was
watching Gladstone run nude hash, I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee
winky thing at me.

Go on now go, Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a prick
as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)

Go on now go, Get out of my sight, I'm going back to my appliance, Cos I
know it's length is right, And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my
door,

You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!