LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS

- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.

- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.

- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !

- Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!

- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.