Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months  and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup  of coffee.







(Hardly seems worth  it.)



If you farted consistently for 6  years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy  of an atomic bomb.



(Now that's more like  it!)



The human heart creates enough  pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30  feet.



(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30  minutes.



(In my next life, I want to be a  pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days  without its head before it
starves to death.  (Creepy.)



(I'm still not over the  pig.)



Banging your head against a wall  uses 150 calories an hour.



(Do not try this at home. Maybe at  work.)



The male praying mantis cannot  copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female  initiates sex by ripping the

male's head off.



("Honey, I'm home. What  the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body  length. It's like a
human  jumping the length of a football field.



(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you  imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste  buds.



(What could be so tasty on the  bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a  day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next  life...quality over
quantity)



Butterflies taste with their  feet.



(Something I always wanted to  know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is  the tongue.



(Hmmmmmm........)



Right-handed people live, on  average, nine years longer than
left-handed  people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you  split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that  cannot jump.



(OK, so that would be a good  thing....................)



A cat's urine glows under a black  light.



(I wonder who was paid to figure  that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its  brain.



(I know some people like  that.)



Starfish have no  brains.



(I know some people like that  too.)



Polar bears are  left-handed.



(If they switch, they'll live a lot  longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only  species that have sex for
pleasure.



(What about that  pig??)