A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair giving that you are blind - that you
should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."