a) WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius.
b) WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? they don't
stop for directions.
c) WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
they don't have enough time.
d) WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
e) WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MENS BRAINS? because
they don't have
penises to put them in.
f) WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? they're intended
for children but men end up playing with them.
g) WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
BACKS? because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapour lock.
h) HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Nobody knows
since it has never happened.
i) WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? you need a rough draft
before you make a final copy.
j) WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? so he can tell if
he's coming or going.