23 Reasons why females hate males

1. They obsses about football.
2. They always want us to give them a blow job.
3. They are either clingy or don't even talk to us.
4. They can never, ever make up their minds.
5. They won't come shopping with us.
6. They always want to watch football.
7. They hog the TV remote.
8. They hog the pc.
9. They hog the bed.
10. They leave the toilet seat up.
11. They pee on the toilet seat if they leave it down.
12. They pee on the toilet mat.
13. They complain when we get PMT.
14. They are only nice to us when they want sex.
15. They complain when we fake an orgasm.
16. They complain when we don't fake an orgasm.
17. They complain we spend too much time with our friends.
18. They spend too much time with their friends.
19. They go to the pub all the time.
20. They prefer their friends to us.
21. They oggle at other girls.
22. They make pathetic excuses.
23. They are always late.

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