Mothers advice to her daughter
This is priceless:
1. Don't
imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What
do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If
they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them
all up there.
4. Never
let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go
for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.
6. Men
are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can tell them apart.
7. Definition
of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. Women
don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
9. Best
way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old
for it.
10. Love
is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If
you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The
children of
13. If
he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember
a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly,
all men are created equal.