My wife and I have reached that point in our marriage where we now have
sex doggie style? I sit up and beg,. and she rolls over and plays dead.


Two drunks were in a tavern sitting at the bar and staring into their drinks. One got a curious look on his face and asked, "Hey, Pete! You ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?" Pete replied "Yep. I was married to one for fifteen years."


A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well, not exactly. She's the one that suffers, not me."


A young guy was complaing to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed. Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife, replied the Boss. Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her. Shaking his head the young guy replied, that doesn't work. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad at her anymore.


A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother. The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."

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